jokes of 4D

1)wat do u hav 2 say when u wan 2 tell a girl tat u like her?
In malaysia style, "eh.., i think i like u la.., can v go steady ah?"(copyrite claim by mun fuong)

2)wat do u hav 2 say when d same sex as u tell u tat he or she like u?
"....,i tell ah.., me n u won't work one..., seriously,k?"(copyrite claim by han seng)

3)when u wan 2 break up..,
"oleh kerana ku cinta pada mu, ku rela dibenci mu daripada menyakit hati mu seumur hidup"

4)when u wan 2 apologies 2 someone special..,
"i am sorry.., i dun mean it... So juz giv me a fortnite.., so i can make things rite"

5)when u haven finish ur homework n ur teacher is about 2 check ur work..
"teacher, can i go 2 d toilet please.., i go some stomach ache.."

6) when someone ask u wether u regret doin it...
"eh..., think i care ah..."(copyrite by chern kit)(jz jokin bout tis sentence,k?)

7)when u hav disturb someone n tat person was about 2 come n gt u..
"dey.., respect urself la please.."(copyrite by wei han)

8) need 2 borrow somethin..
"eh.., pear head.... borrow me la.."(by brandon)